What Kind of Miner Are You? The Ne>phew>X Test
*Yo. Uncle-P is off doing Uncle-P things, so you're stuck with me.* *Name's Ne>phew>X. I scratch servers for a living - turns out if you spin the right track on the right rig, it generates hashrate instead of applause. Don't ask me how. Ask the circuit board on my face, it's smarter than both of us.* *Anyway, I cracked an algorithm. Not a crypto algorithm - a "figure out what kind of miner you secretly are" algorithm. Answer honest or your hashrate will know you're lying.* *Let's scratch.* --- ## The Quiz Grab a pen, or just keep score in your head like a caveman. Mostly A's, B's, C's, or D's - count 'em up at the end. **1. Something breaks - your rig, your plan, your Tuesday. What's your first move?** A) Stare at it. Think. Think some more. Fix it once, fix it right. B) Smash a button and see what happens. Worst case, it's a story later. C) Step back, zoom out, redesign the whole system so it never breaks again. D) St...